Mars Attacks! Wood, Jr. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? Edit source History Talk 0. This article is about the character. Batman catching the last mugger with his grappling hook. Bruce meeting Vicki Vale. Bruce seeing Vicki and Knox taking an interest in his armor collection. Bruce following Vicki and her colleague, Alexander Knox into a room full of armors. Bruce and Vicki striking up a friendly conversation.
Bruce hearing Vicki say she's investigating Batman with Knox. Bruce, Vicki and Knox being approached by Alfred Pennyworth. Bruce informed by Alfred that Commissioner Gordon has suddenly left the party in a hurry. In the Batcave, Bruce searches through some footage taken during his party.
Batman using his gadgets to fight Jack Napier's men. Joker : Antoine got a little hot under the collar. Joker : Have you shipped a million of those things? Scientist at Axis Chemicals : Yes sir! Joker : Ship 'em ALL! Jack Napier : Nice outfit! The Joker : Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! The Joker : It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry.
The Joker : Shall we dance? The Joker : I've recently had a tragedy in my life. The Joker Vicki Vale : Oh, my God. The Joker : But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Joker : Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check! Joker : Oh, I got a live one here!
Joker : Stop the press, who is that? Rotelli : What's with that stupid grin? The Joker : Life's been good to me. The Joker : It's time to retire! Feel free to drop in. The Joker : They don't make 'em like they used to! Do they, eh? Eh, Batsy? The Joker : Gotham City Cathedral, transportation for two. Helicopter Goon : Right away, sir?
The Joker : Five minutes. Helicopter Goon : Five minutes. The Joker : [He raises his head to look at the top of the Cathedral] Better make it ten. Joker : Take thy beak from out my heart. The Joker : [after shooting Bruce Wayne] Why is it everytime I come for you somebody always gets in the way? The Joker : Into the air, Junior Birdman! Missed me!
The Joker : Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face. The Joker : Who is that loss? Bob the Goon : It's Knox. The Joker : Bad tie. Jack Napier : We've been ratted out here, boys. Jack Napier : Eckheardt! Vicki Vale : What can I do for you? The Joker : Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance. Jack Napier : Decent people shouldn't live here.
They'd be happier someplace else. Alicia : Pretty tough talk about Carl. Jack Napier : Don't worry about it. If this clown could touch Grissom, I'd have handed him his lungs by now. Alicia : If Grissom knew about us, he might hand you something. Jack Napier : Don't flatter yourself, angel. He's a tired old man. He can't run this city without me. And besides, he doesn't know. The Joker : Joker here. TV Technician : We got interference. Call the OB unit, will ya? The Joker : Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things.
Some of which were true under that fiend, Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. And I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival! And I've got a surprise for Gotham City. At midnight, I will dump 20 million in cash on the crowd.
Don't worry about me; I've got enough. The Mayor : We are not prepared to discuss any deals! The Joker : You heard it, folks. And there will be entertainment. The big du karoo. With me in one corner and in the other corner, the man who has brought real terror to Gotham City, Batman. Can you hear me? Just the two of us; you and me. Mano e mano. I've taken off my makeup. The Joker : Darling, I've got to get you to the church on time.
Jack Napier : Why, Eckhardt, you oughta think about the future. Eckhardt : You mean when you run this show? You ain't got no future, Jack! You're an A-1 nut boy and Grissom knows it! Bob steps up from behind Jack with his gun pointed at Eckhardt].
Jack Napier : Better be sure. Jack Napier : See? You can make a good decision when you try. Bruce Wayne : Let me tell you about this guy I know. The Joker : Well, I'm no Picasso, but do you like it?
The Joker : We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws. Jack Napier : Brought you a little snack, Eckhardt. Eckhardt : Why don't you broadcast it?
Jack Napier : Shut up and listen. Joker : [appearing in a supermarket] New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient! Joker : Let's go over to our blind taste test! Joker : Uh-oh! He don't look too happy! Joker : He's been using Brand X! Joker : But with new Joker brand, I get a grin again and again!
Joker : That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure! Joker : I know what you're saying! Amanda Keeler : Love that Joker! Joker : So remember! Put on a happy face! Joker : [shows up unexpectedly at Vicki's place] Miss me? Nice place you've got here. Lots of space. Uh, Vicki, we've really got to have a talk. I'm very upset. We were having dinner. I was a man doing well with a beautiful woman. And without so much as an apology, you ran off with that sideshow phony.
Joker : At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. Don't worry about me, I've got enough. The Mayor : We are not prepared to discuss any deals. Joker : [pushes the Mayor off the TV] You heard it folks.
Twenty million. Jack Napier : I'd say we break into the place, trash the office, and make off with the records and say it was industrial espionage.
Grissom : Jack, smart thinking. That's the way to go. In fact, I like you to handle this operation personally.
Jack Napier : Jack Napier:. Jack Napier : Me? Jack Napier :. Jack Napier : [Stands up and grabs his hat and coat while his goons leave] Carl uh - can we get somebody else to do this? There are fumes in that place. Grissom : Jack, it's an important job. I need someone I can trust. Grissom : Don't forget Grissom : My friend Grissom : Give me Lt.
Leave it. Joker : I was in the bath one day, when i realized why i was destined for greatness. Joker : [to Vicki Vale] You will take pictures and record my work. You will join me in the avant-garde of the new aesthetic.
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