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Superman is a real guy. No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Vern: "But if a train comes, there's no where's to go. You just jump. That's five miles from here! We walk five miles to the bridge that means we gotta walk five miles back. Forget it. I'm crossing. And while you candy-asses are dragging yourselves halfway across the state and back I'll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts.

By the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore! Vern:What am I suppose to eat? Teddy:Why don't you cook your dick? Chris:It'd be a small meal. I think I just turned my fruit-of-the-looms into a fudge factory! Junk guy: "All your fathers are gonna get a call from me! Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy. Teddy: I knock. Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit!

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Too cool. Vern you were so scared you looked like the fat guy in Abbott and Costello the time he saw the mummy. Vern: I wasn't that scared! Others: Vern! Vern: No, really, I wasn't. Gordie: Okay.

Then you won't mind if we check the seats of your Jockeys for Hershey-squirts, will ya? Vern: Oh screw. Chris: Vern, you better turn yours over.

Vern: It is the way I'd like to do it. Chris: Fine. Vern: Oh man! You got any more, Gordie? Gordie: Sorry, Vern. Free Daily Quotes. The Geek : [to Samantha] Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

Jim Baker : That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else. Long Duk Dong : What's happenin', hot stuff?

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I thought you my new - new-style American girlfriend. Jake : Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right? Long Duk Dong : She not here. Jake : Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she? Long Duk Dong : She got married. Jake : What?

Long Duk Dong : She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk. Jake : Married? Long Duk Dong : Married. Long Duk Dong : Yeah. Married [closes door] Jake : [turns around, under breath to himself] Married? Long Duk Dong : Married! Long Duk Dong : Ohhh, sexy girlfriend! The Geek : Damn Mom, I've got my headgear on! Caroline : [annoyed] Will you wake up? The Geek : [opens eyes] Where the hell am I?

Caroline : I'll, uh, tell you where you are, if you tell me who you are. The Geek : I'm Farmer Ted. Caroline : You're in the parking lot across the street from my church.

The Geek : You own a church? Jake : That's me. Caroline : Who are you? Jake : I'm him. Caroline : Oh, okay. Ginny : I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row. Jim Baker : Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork. Samantha : Mike thinks I'm a dork.

Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer. The Geek : By night's end, I predict me and her will interface. The Geek : [Farmer Ted is in Jake's dad car. Jake just saw he and Caroline kissing] I'm dead. Cliff : Ted, you never called us back.

What happened? The Geek : Look, wheez, I told you not to call me here. Cliff : Ted, we're dying, what happened? The Geek : You wanna know what happened? Buy the book! What's your name? Long Duk Dong : Dong. Lumberjack : What's your first name? Long Duk Dong : Long. Lumberjack : What's your middle name? Long Duk Dong : Duk. Grandma Helen : Oh Sam, let me look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies. Grandpa Fred : [chuckles] I better go get my magnifying glass. Grandma Helen : Oh, and they are so Perky.

Grandma Helen : [reaches to cup them] Samantha : [cut to Sam's bedroom] I can't believe my Grandmother actually felt me up. Brenda Baker : Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes? Samantha : I can remember lots of things. Jake : Thanks for coming over. Samantha : Thanks for coming to get me. Jake : Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish. Samantha : It already came true.

Randy : [talking on the phone with Samantha] Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear. Samantha : [screams] Aah!

Mike Baker : [about Ginny] Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh? Jim Baker : Where are you learning that stuff? Mike Baker : School. Jim Baker : Good. I get my money's worth.

Howard : Dong. Where is my automobile? Long Duk Dong : Oto-mo-biiile? Samantha : May I be excused? Grandma Helen : Where are you going? Samantha : I have a dance to go to - at school. It's a very important dance The Geek : I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. Peter responds that it will "be like Big Brother, but someone will be watching". Heartbreakers Lois saw it on a plane. Shortcut to Happiness Jennifer Love Hewitt tells Peter some of the films in which she has starred.

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